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مدیر وبلاگ : baLuchok 1448
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سالگرد ازدواج

زن :عزیزم امیدوارم همیشه عاشق بمانیم وشمع زندگیمان نورانی باشد.

مرد: عزیزم کی نوبت کیک می شه؟

روز زن

زن : عزیزم مهم نیست هیچ هدیه ای برام نخریدی یک بوس کافیه.

مرد: خوشحالم تو رو انتخاب کردم آشپزی تو عالیه عزیزم (شام چی داریم؟)

روز مرد

زن: وای عزیزم اصلا قابلتو نداره کاش می تونستم هدیه بهتری بگیرم.

مرد: حالا اشکال نداره عزیزم سال دیگه جبران می کنی (چه بوی غذایی می یاد)

۴۰ روز بعد از تولد بچه

زن:وای مامانی٬ بازم گرسنه هستی (عزیزم شیر خشک بچه رو ندیدی؟)

مرد با دهان پر: نه عزیزم ندیدم , راستی عزیزم شیر خشک چرا اینقدر خوشمزه است؟

۴۰ سال بعد

زن: عزیزم شمع زندگیمون داره بی فروغ میشه ما پیر شدیم.

مرد: یعنی دیگه کیک نخوریم؟

۲ ثانیه قبل از مرگ

زن: عزیزم همیشه دوستت داشتم.

مرد: گشنمه.

وصیت نامه

زن: کاش مجال بیشتری بود تا درمیان عزیزانم می بودم ونثارشان می کردم تمام زندگی ام را!!

مرد:شب هفتم قرمه سبزی بدید.

اون دنیا

زن خطاب به فرشته ی مسئول: خواهش می کنم ما را از هم جدانکنید , نه نه عزیزم , خدایا به خاطر من…

(((وسر انجام موافقت می شه مرد از جهنم بره بهشت )))

مرد: خطاب به دربان جهنم: حالا توی بهشت شام چی میدن؟





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